Making order out of chaos

Category — writing

Best of 2009 Blog Challenge

I found a great blog challenge on Gwen Bell’s blog and decided to participate.

I made a Best of 2009 Blog Challenge page, but you can do it anyway you want to.

I’m not tagging anyone to participate but I hope you all will so I can see what your Best of 2009 list is. What can I say, I’m nosy.

December 6, 2009   No Comments

Inventing language through typos

Anyone who has chatted with me on MSN very quickly learns to read Renee-ese. I think well enough, my thoughts are generally coherent and phrased well (if a little archaically – I blame Jane Austen). When those thoughts are translated to MSN, they’re a mess. Typos galore, no sense of grammar and I have even spelt my own name wrong on several occasions.

My friend Amanda on the other hand is some sort of genius copywriter or grammar guru – her MSN messages are nearly 100% error free and entirely readable.

So, Amanda and I were chatting online one day when she noticed a typo – I had written “It was very entertainting.”

Her immediate response was that a typo that good needed a definition. I have provided one with an illustration:

entertaintment

Now that’s entertaintment!

(And thanks to Amanda and her eye for amusing, erroneous detail!)

July 28, 2009   3 Comments

Paper beats rock

In this scenario my brain is the rock and the paper is the blank WYSIWYG editor in WordPress.

I suppose I could write about the lovely snow outside and the not so lovely way it got into my shoes when I took the compost out. Or I could write about the dish water I spilled all over the kitchen floor this morning. Or how about the telemarketer a few minutes ago who asked me “Don’t you want to save money?” as though I were lighting cigarettes with hundred dollar bills over here.

blank-page

Blah.

December 17, 2008   5 Comments