Category — blogging

This is a quick note to let you know that I’ve moved and that the site may look a little wonky while I iron out the kinks and pick a theme.

WordPress (or possibly me) lost all my links in the move – so if I’ve forgotten to add you, let me know so I can fix that!

I know, it’s been done a million times – the old “search term” blog post; the post that proves you had nothing to say to anyone but felt the need to talk anyway.

I never said I was a creative genius. So, here they are; the search terms that have led people here since my first post (and my comments in parentheses):

• cthulhu whore (wtf?)
• using Valtrex instead of condoms (not a good idea btw)
• stick people
• facebook ettiquette, ex-girlfriends (so much I could say, so little time)
• erotic stories
• peeing -dog toilet “stick figure” (and again…wtf?)
• french stripper names
• darth vader’s penis (“Hey baby, wanna see my light sabre?” – oh come on, YOU were thinking it too!)
• “his dirty bare feet”
• wie spritzt der same aus dem penis (Google translate says it means: “such as injecting the same from the penis.”)
• addicted to pens (Whoever you are, me too! And I love you!)
• sneaky blueberries
• can you still get an STD after a vasectomy (Yes. Wrap it up you moron.)
• barbarian screaming

These are just the ones I found amusing. Anyone else want to share some of the more amusing (or horrifying) search terms that have brought them traffic?

OK, I lied.

www.rambleicious.ca is not up and running. It was suggested that I preserve my 4/10 Google page rank by doing everything the long way around.

It’ll be a few weeks before I have the new site up.

I also had a pretty nasty hard drive crash last week – so there was no Sticky Note Friday last week.

Apparently, dropping your extremely heavy copy of the OED on your laptop keyboard is bad. It dents the hard drive and renders it useless. So, uh, don’t do it.

That’s my catch up post for today – real posts are in the works!