Hey, I’m walkin’ here – the horrors of PDA
I learned today that I have limits regarding PDAs – and now I must share it with the Intarwebs and give you something to giggle about:
I went to my local DeSerres store today for some blank cards and clear bags for the fabulous stick people creations that are going to make me tens of dollars.
Anyway, I got the cards and the bags and was waiting for the #10 bus when I saw them – the couple that helped me find the outer limits of what I can just shrug off when it comes to PDA.
He was an older guy, probably early 50′s and she was mid to late 30′s – she’s wearing black high heels, black capris with a shiny belt and a black sweater. I watched him put his hand on the small of her back. Fine – that’s sort of sweet, but then! oh, then – he slipped his hand down the back of her pants and started visibly brushing his fingers across the crack of her bum! IN PUBLIC!!
She kept walking and he kept wiggling his hand down her pants and I couldn’t stop staring – which caused a few people to look at what I was looking at and then quickly avert their eyes. I finally lost sight of them behind a Brinks truck and that broke the spell.
If Joe ever did that to me I’d tear his arm off and beat him with it. Arm around the waist? Fine. Holding hands? Sweet. Putting your hand down the back of my pants and grabbing my ass – NOT COOL.
Have I missed something? Is exploring your honey’s bum crack the latest way to say I love you?
What do you think? Am I a shriveled up old prude? What are your limits on PDA for yourself and other people?
7 comments
Well you are old!
but not a prude! Maybe he was trying to pull out her wedgie? Or perhaps she had a little tickle that needed some attention? Maybe a stray fuzzy that needed to be gotten? Many reasons, and all of them gross no matter why he was in that area… butt cracks do not need loving!
Watch it you little whippersnapper!
But you’re right, cracks do not need loving of any kind!
That is disgusting…. I’m sorry that you had to witness such an absurd PDA.
urk. the horrors that are pda. i went to a friday night movie recently (HUGE mistake) and was not only treated to the feature film, but also scores of teenagers in various stages of undress and pda. it was vomit-inducing.
You should have yelled – HEY LOOK AT THAT OLD DUDE WITH HIS HAND DOWN THAT CHICK’S PANTS!!!!
THAT would have funny.
PS: My husband has on occasion patted my bottom vigorously. But we were at home.
HEY! Where you AT Rambley?????
Time for a NEW POST!
Ahh exhibitionism. It can be fun at times. If you are going to be blatant about it though then you should just go all out and fuck right there on the street. Maybe bent over a mail box or somthing… heh they should have used the Brinks truck. On the other hand if you are going to do something like the hand down the back of the pants, it should be something brief and subtle and more for the “RISK” of being seen doing it, not to the extent that there is no possibility you won’t be seen doing it.
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