You found my blog how??
I know, it’s been done a million times – the old “search term” blog post; the post that proves you had nothing to say to anyone but felt the need to talk anyway.
I never said I was a creative genius. So, here they are; the search terms that have led people here since my first post (and my comments in parentheses):
- cthulhu whore (wtf?)
- using Valtrex instead of condoms (not a good idea btw)
- stick people
- facebook ettiquette, ex-girlfriends (so much I could say, so little time)
- erotic stories
- peeing -dog toilet “stick figure” (and again…wtf?)
- french stripper names
- darth vader’s penis (“Hey baby, wanna see my light sabre?” – oh come on, YOU were thinking it too!)
- “his dirty bare feet”
- wie spritzt der same aus dem penis (Google translate says it means: “such as injecting the same from the penis.”)
- addicted to pens (Whoever you are, me too! And I love you!)
- sneaky blueberries
- can you still get an STD after a vasectomy (Yes. Wrap it up you moron.)
- barbarian screaming
These are just the ones I found amusing. Anyone else want to share some of the more amusing (or horrifying) search terms that have brought them traffic?
3 comments
cheetos, noxema, broken bones, and hairy women round out my top searches..
Some real winners there, ramb. The one about the vasectomy reminds me of the thing I saw on one of the ubiquitous Fail blogs recently: someone supposedly tried to turn their computer’s monitor into a mirror by scanning an actual mirror.
Our mutual acquaintance CurlyWurlyGurly recently wrote a similar post, and since she got there first, I used up the ones I had on her site. I do have a few recent gems to share (although I have yet to write about penes or vaginae, so it really cuts down on the weirdness factor).
· my cat eats my saliva
· drawf caymans [sic]
· black
and still my all-time favorite (better even than “snots in library books”):
· love, lichtenstein
@CWG – mmmmm….cheetos….. (not so much for the broken bones and hairy women though)
@ Pan – I like “snots in library books” and “love, lichtenstein” pretty much equally. Far more amusing than Darth Vader’s penis (I’ve mentioned Vader and written one post involving penises – but never both together).
Leave a Comment